Yesterday’s game wasn’t worth recapping for fear you’d have to recall it. So to save us all from having to remember it, here is a cat video to watch instead. I promise this will be infinitely more enjoyable.
And to Nick Martinez, who threw twenty of twenty-two pitches out of the strike zone in the eleventh inning yesterday: We aim to please, so please aim.
Derek Holland (2-0, 2.70) vs. Mat Latos (3-0, 0.49)
Game Time: 1:10 pm