Wanted:

Relief pitcher with a left arm. Must be able to get the ball over the plate. But not too over the plate, those tend to go over the wall. Avoid giving up seven runs an inning, even if it’s a spring game. Sure, those innings don’t count, but it looks bad. If interested, please contact Jon Daniels at 972-726-4377 soon. I mean, really soon. By Thursday, if possible. Oh, and if you have a friend who can DH, that’s even better.