The Rangers are hedging their bets this season. If you’re not coming for the baseball then for sure you will come for the two-pound chicken tender.
It’s the gastric cousin of the two-foot long Boom Stick hot dog.
It’s a good thing the Ballpark is sponsored by Globe Life. The two pounds of fried anything is heart attack inducing. You will need the life insurance.
You have to love the name, though. The Fowl Pole. It goes for $27.50. That includes fries.
At that price I predict chickens won’t be flying, at least not off the shelf.