No baseball, no basketball, no hockey, no soccer. No concerts, no church services, no air travel.

No bottled water. No toilet paper. No paper towels.

It’s as if people are preparing for the end of the world. And it’s not. It’s just the pause button. Like a break in the action because a some drunken idiot has run on the field.

Only, the drunken idiot is a virus. And the security guards can’t catch it. But when they do, they will haul it off and play can resume.

Until then, might as well grab a beer.