The Silver Slugger awards were announced yesterday. It’s an award that goes out to the best hitter at every position in both leagues.

To nobody’s surprise, not a single Ranger was named. 

As a public service to Rangers management, who frequently reads this site, here is a handy guide to how much work they have ahead of them. 

Below is the winner at each position in the American League, and his OPS, compared to the Ranger at that position and his OPS. Warning, if you are feeling symptoms of nausea or vomiting, please do not read.