You’re on a long car trip with the family in a car with broken AC, bad tires, and no radio.

It’s just you, a car full of screaming kids, with the windows rolled down in a desperate attempt to get some air but also to dampen the screeching of all those screaming, fighting kids.

You’ve been on the road for two hours. Just three thousand more hours and you’re there. But you have no idea where “there” is.

This is what it’s like going along on this dreadful journey with the 2025 Texas Rangers. The misery never ends. You’re trapped in the car with a bunch of swinging kids. They won’t stop swinging at everything. And you have so much longer to go. 

Without getting existential, one might not believe in heaven, but there is most definitely a hell. It’s repeated on a nightly basis, on an endless loop, like some morbid version of “Groundhogs Day” on Rangers Sport Network and Victory+.

Pull the car over. I want out. 

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