We can discuss things like who is playing centerfield, what is the rotation going to look like, who is going to step and and be the closer.

But what’s really important as the Rangers head into 2025 is what is new to eat at The Shed? The Rangers announced they have a number of new food items. Food is a term used loosely.

The Boomstick Burrito is a twenty-six-inch flour tortilla filled with…what’s it matter? It’s a Boomstick.

The Hurtado Big Papa Potato. Stuffed with butter, cheddar cheese, butter, and Hurtado brisket. It’s probably more Hurt and ado.

Lobster Mac & Cheese, Lobster Roll, Lobster Tacos. These sound like they have promise, but you have to wonder if ballpark lobster is akin to gas station sushi.

The Hot Dawwg Triple Play. You choice of a Texas Chili Cheese Dawwg, a Bacon-Wrapped Dawwg, or the daily special of either a Taco Dawwg or Philly Dawwg. You know it’s good because there are two Ws.

Then, for every cowboy boot sporting, ten-gallon-hat wearing good ol’ Texas boy, there’s the Blue Mint Thai Crazy Drunken Noodles, Thai Spicy Rice, Thai Spring Rolls, or Thai Crab Rangoons.

Other items include Bacon On A Stick, Cajun Nachos, Buffalo Pulled Pork sandwiches, and Waffle Fries loaded with Rico’s Nacho Cheese.

Loan offers will be standing by.

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TODAY’S SPRING TRAINING GAME:

Kansas City vs Texas, 1:35

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