He starts, he leaves early, Rangers win.

Jacob deGrom goes 3.2 innings of one-hit baseball.

To make things easier and save both time and effort in the future, the management at Rangers Rounding 3rd decided to write the following paragraph now, then come back and copy and paste it in all subsequent Jacob deGrom starts.

“Jacob deGrom was cruising yesterday, making the opposing team look foolish and racking up strikeouts. Suddenly, he felt an injury of some kind in his pitching arm and or hand and or wrist. He was taken out of the game early in an abundance of caution. Everybody says it’s nothing and he will not miss his next start. The Rangers would go on to win the game.”