Jesse’s back.

By now this is old news. About as old as the person the news is about. For the third time, the Rangers have acquired Jesse Chavez, the forty-one-year-old reliever who seems to have pitched for everyone but Father Time. In their quest to stay under the luxury tax threshold, the […]


Rangers place three prospects in Top 100.

MLB.com’s Pre-Season Top 100 Prospects list is out. The Ranger have three players on it. Sebastian Walcott, 17 Kumar Rocker, 44 Alejandro Rosario, 50 In their division, the Angels have two, the Astros one, the Athletics two, and the Mariners have seven players, which tie them with the Cubs for […]


Rangers sign Hanley Ramirez’s son.

The first day of the international signing period opened yesterday, and the Rangers nabbed twenty-two international players. One kid has the unfortunate name of Alex Rodriguez. But the kid getting the most attention is Hansel Ramirez, the seventeen-year-old son of former big leaguer Hanley Ramirez. Hanley Ramirez won the National […]


Rangers games to be streamed on Victory.

The messy divorce between Bally and the Texas Rangers is almost finalized. The Rangers announced yesterday they will hook up with Victory+, the streaming service started by the Dallas Stars, who also were victims of Bally’s bankruptcy. Unlike the Stars, though, the Rangers will not be offering viewership on Victory […]


Rangers bring back Chris Martin.

Just six more weeks until we hear the three most glorious of words: Pitcher and catchers. Until then, we have to endure bitter cold, lesser sports, and more endless excuses from Jerry Jones. The Rangers continued their offseason remaking of their bullpen by bringing back Chris Martin, who played for […]


Rangers still need a closer.

The new year is just a few days away, which means spring training is coming, which means the start of the regular season is not that far behind it. While the Rangers have been busy this offseason revamping their lineup that mysteriously evaporated in 2024—adding Joc Pederson, Jake Burger, and […]


Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to everyone in Rangers Rounding 3rd Nation. It seems the Rangers are reloading for another playoff run. We should all be excited about that.


Rangers lose Lowe, gain Pederson, Garcia.

The Rangers made two moves in the last 24 hours, both interconnected. They dealt Nathanial Lowe to the Washington Nationals for a reliever and just signed free agent outfielder Joc Pederson.  In the end, it wasn’t surprising that the Rangers traded Nate Lowe after making an earlier trade to acquire […]


Eovaldi Burger.

The Rangers were busy Tuesday. First, they brought back Nathan Eovaldi, their best pitcher the last two seasons and a main catalyst in their World Series run, on a three-year deal. Then, late in the night, they went out for a Burger. That’s Jake Burger, a corner infielder they acquired […]


Rangers sign veteran catcher Higashioka.

The Rangers made their first significant free agency addition of the offseason with the signing of catcher Kyle Higashioka. They signed the thirty-two-year-old veteran to a two-year deal. How he will share time with Jonah Heim will remain to be seen, but Heim has played himself out of being the […]