Monthly Archives: April 2015


Bats bury Graveman. 943 comments

    Sometimes you’re the windshield. Sometimes you’re the bug. That’s how the Rangers season has gone so far after four games, and how I suspect it will go all season long. They either play like a team destined for last place, as they did in games one and three, […]


Two words: Ug. Ly. 688 comments

  From the time he last started a major league game in July of 2013, Ross Detwiler anxiously waited a season and a half for his next major league start. It came last night in Oakland. He was pitching on 540 days’ rest. He could have used a few more. […]


Back to even. 604 comments

Just enough offense, a little bit too much Colby Lewis, and the Rangers beat Oakland 3-1 to even their record at 1-1 so far. The World Series-bound Texas Rangers team stood at 1-1 after two games in 2010. The Rangers are also on pace with the 2014 team, who were also […]


One shade of Gray. 1332 comments

Domination. It’s just the first game. It’s not the way you want to christen a season, but when you face a starter like Sonny Gray, a dominating young right-hander who has everything working, there is not much you can do about it. He shut out the Rangers twice last season. […]


Clean slate. 1430 comments

It’s been a long time since I went into a season feeling as unoptimistic about the Rangers as I am this year. I’m not alone. Season ticket sales are down dramatically, as are individual game tickets. Their record this spring was 9-19, not having won a game in what seems like […]


Ties. 432 comments

A tie? How can there be a tie in a spring training game? People pay good money to see a game, and deserve to see that game played out to its conclusion. Yesterday’s 4-4 tie against the New York Mets was the fifth tie that the Rangers have played to […]


A not so good Friday. 750 comments

Well, that one sucked the life out of everything. The Rangers managed three hits in yesterday’s Ballpark tuneup. Out 1-2-3 in the first inning. Out 1-2-3 in the second inning. Out 1-2-3 in the third inning. Jacob deGrom mowed down the Rangers like a highway worker on a John Deere. […]


The season ahead. 523 comments

I have not seen a publication or article yet that doesn’t have the Rangers finishing last or fourth. ESPN the Magazine is the latest publication to come out with their predicitons, and they have the Rangers finishing fourth, winning one more game than the Houston Astros. “We’re number four, we’re […]


Spring lessons. 540 comments

If Spring Training teaches anything, this one taught us two things: One, the Rangers have an offense good enough to win with. Prince Fielder doesn’t have to win Comeback Player of the Year honors to be a huge boost to this lineup. If he could just get near his typical hundred RBIs, […]


Neuralyzer. 406 comments

Yesterday, seeing the Rangers lose two games in the last inning after scoring a ton of runs, but giving up much more, makes me think about that thing they use in Men In Black, where they point it at you, push a button, there’s a flash of light, then you forget […]