Monthly Archives: August 2016


Bullpen futility. 472 comments

  Colorado versus Texas. The battle of whose bullpen sucks the worst. It was 3-1 Texas after both starters were gone. Meaning, it would be another bullpen game. Cross your fingers. Fortunately, the only bullpen shakier than the Rangers’ bullpen is the Rockies’ bullpen. After the Rangers’ pen gave up […]


Taking advantage. 698 comments

  Remember all those games the Rangers would lose with Wilhelmsen coming out of the bullpen? Or Cesar Ramos? Or Luke Jackson? Or Shawn Tolleson? Or Tanner Scheppers? Guess what? The Rockies are the National League Rangers. Their bullpen is what ours is. Or was. In fact, even now, after the […]


Darvish throws a gem. 766 comments

  Yu Darvish was brilliant yesterday. In the past he has taken perfect games into the ninth. He has had no-hitters going into the eighth. But yesterday he was about as dominating as he’s ever been. He certainly pitched his best game of the season. He scattered five hits, didn’t […]


Numbers fib. 661 comments

  Sabermetricians must hate Lucas Harrell. He single-handedly upends everything they stand for. They are all about numbers. And his numbers paint a really ugly picture. Look at the mess he has created: Starts: 2 Innings: 9.2 Hits: 9 ER: 4 BB: 8 K: 7 Pitches: 186 Strikes: 92 Balls: 94 […]


I love it when a plan comes together. 813 comments

  Offense, check. Defense, check. Relief pitching, check. Just enough starting pitching, check. The Rangers got back to playing Rangers baseball, just in time to avoid being swept in Baltimore. Shin-Soo Choo returned last night from what seemed like an eternity, and immediately made an impact. Like, the-fifth-pitch-of-the-game immediately. Choo […]


Eventually. 644 comments

  Before we start a mutiny, let’s be patient. The smartest thing the Rangers did was get two hitters with some experience on them. They have been relying on too many hitters with little to no experience. Profar and Mazara are just kids who are both essentially in their first years. […]


The new guys. 687 comments

Desperately needing to replenish their starting rotation, the Rangers picked up three pieces in the trade deadline yesterday: a catcher, a DH, and a closer. Welcome to the new Rangers: Jonathan Lucroy, catcher. Lucroy, like Hamels last season, has been on the Rangers trade radar since spring training.  The Rangers have […]