Yearly Archives: 2016


Yu then Cole. 582 comments

  In 1948, Boston Post sports writer Gerald Hern, while covering the Boston Braves, was lamenting that they had only two starting pitchers that they could count on, Warren Spahn and Johnny Sain. He wrote a poem about it: “First we’ll use Spahn, then we’ll use Sain, then an off […]


For Prince. 759 comments

I couldn’t possibly imagine what it must feel like to be Prince Fielder right now. The heartache of being just thirty-two years old and having what you love to do most in your life snatched out of your hands. Since his press conference to announce that his career is over, […]


Bullpen futility. 472 comments

  Colorado versus Texas. The battle of whose bullpen sucks the worst. It was 3-1 Texas after both starters were gone. Meaning, it would be another bullpen game. Cross your fingers. Fortunately, the only bullpen shakier than the Rangers’ bullpen is the Rockies’ bullpen. After the Rangers’ pen gave up […]


Taking advantage. 698 comments

  Remember all those games the Rangers would lose with Wilhelmsen coming out of the bullpen? Or Cesar Ramos? Or Luke Jackson? Or Shawn Tolleson? Or Tanner Scheppers? Guess what? The Rockies are the National League Rangers. Their bullpen is what ours is. Or was. In fact, even now, after the […]


Darvish throws a gem. 766 comments

  Yu Darvish was brilliant yesterday. In the past he has taken perfect games into the ninth. He has had no-hitters going into the eighth. But yesterday he was about as dominating as he’s ever been. He certainly pitched his best game of the season. He scattered five hits, didn’t […]


Numbers fib. 661 comments

  Sabermetricians must hate Lucas Harrell. He single-handedly upends everything they stand for. They are all about numbers. And his numbers paint a really ugly picture. Look at the mess he has created: Starts: 2 Innings: 9.2 Hits: 9 ER: 4 BB: 8 K: 7 Pitches: 186 Strikes: 92 Balls: 94 […]


I love it when a plan comes together. 813 comments

  Offense, check. Defense, check. Relief pitching, check. Just enough starting pitching, check. The Rangers got back to playing Rangers baseball, just in time to avoid being swept in Baltimore. Shin-Soo Choo returned last night from what seemed like an eternity, and immediately made an impact. Like, the-fifth-pitch-of-the-game immediately. Choo […]


Eventually. 644 comments

  Before we start a mutiny, let’s be patient. The smartest thing the Rangers did was get two hitters with some experience on them. They have been relying on too many hitters with little to no experience. Profar and Mazara are just kids who are both essentially in their first years. […]