Monthly Archives: April 2023


Eovoldi shuts out the Yankees.

This is how you pick up your team after your ace goes down. Nathan Eovaldi goes out and throws a nine-inning complete game shutout. Against the New York Yankees. Of course, it was a Yankees team that had Willie Calhoun and Isiah Kiner-Falefa in its lineup. But the other seven […]


He starts, he leaves early, Rangers win.

To make things easier and save both time and effort in the future, the management at Rangers Rounding 3rd decided to write the following paragraph now, then come back and copy and paste it in all subsequent Jacob deGrom starts. “Jacob deGrom was cruising yesterday, making the opposing team look […]


The final gut punch.

This is when all the sports clichés come out. You just have to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and dust yourself off. True character is how you handle adversity. You take your licking and move on. Nothing comes easy in this sport.  Time to make some adjustments. They need […]


Another.

There is an iconic scene in the classic movie Animal House that is poking fun at fraternity hazing rituals. A new pledge, played by a very young Kevin Bacon, is bent over while the sadistic frat bro in a ritualistic robe wielding a thick paddle proceeds to whack him in the rear, […]


Rangers walk away from victory.

There’s only one way the Rangers can lose to a team as bad as the Reds. They say, “here you go,” and hand them the game. The Rangers walked six Reds hitter, committed an error, and turn a catchable ball into a triple. After a double to lead off the […]


Earth shattering.

Yesterday was Earth Day. Kind of ironic because the Rangers played out of this world. Adolis Garcia delivered three moon shots, to go with two doubles, driving in five and scoring five. That’s a month’s worth of production for many players.  The Rangers picked themselves off the mat after their […]


No connection.

On a night when the Rangers unveiled their Nike City Connect uniforms, the team was unable to connect with much. Maybe it’s the uniform gods trying to tell us something. “Quit making up stuff we have to buy.” Mainly, are we buying this team is really a contender? A 4-0 […]


Cheap wins are wins.

Games won in April help stockpile wins for when a team needs them in September. The Rangers have won twelve so far. Only Tampa Bay has won more. And they begin the season winning thirteen. Yes, five of them have been against Kansas City. But five of them have also […]