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It’s Thursday morning. Tomorrow players who pitch the ball and players who catch those pitchers will show up in Rangers uniforms to training camp. Over the next three weeks, other players in Rangers uniforms will join them, play a few meaningless games, and will never be heard of again.  A few weeks after that, the Rangers will play a few meaningless games with players you might actually know. That will last for a week or so. Then, some players wearing Rangers uniforms you have actually heard of and own their replica jerseys will  play in a couple meaningless games. Then, a couple days later, the season will start. Then I will eat twenty dollar-hot-dogs and the season will officially start.