It’s Black Friday. The worst day to go within ten miles of a shopping mall.

Let’s hope Jon Daniels finds some bargains. Let’s hope he goes to Pitchers R Us and picks up three quality starters. Then, he heads over to the Contact Store and finds about six hitters that can actually hit a ball instead of striking out 200 times a season. Then let’s hope he has a Buy Four for the Price of One coupon from Bullpen Depot.And on the way out, he pops into the Leather Outlet for some actual defense.

He can put it all on the Rangers owners’ credit card. They have the money.