Colon. 29 comments


Jon Daniels has made a lot of jobs difficult this spring.

Like the guy in charge of equipment. He has to find a place to order the XXXXXXXXXXXL jersey for Bartolo Colon.

Like the caterer for the Surprise complex. How are you supposed to be expected to have on hand an endless supply of Taco Supremes to satisfy Bartolo Colon’s insatiable appetite? It’s impossible.

Like the team’s trainer. He has gotten Bartolo in the best shape of his career. That shape is bowling ball.

And like the team stylist. How many Big & Tall shops are there in the Surprise, Arizona, area?

Thanks to Jon Daniels, Bartolo Colon has one last trip to the major league buffet table. I would go out on a limb and say fat chance he makes it. But that would be rude.