Sam Dyson picked up his twentieth save yesterday to move into a tie for eighth place in the American League.
With it came six hundred twenty-six cases of cardiac arrest, ninety-five reported incidences of heart failure, six thousand reported arrhythmias, seven hundred fifty open heart surgeries, ninety-two triple bi-passes, over two thousand accounts of sudden high blood pressure, and sixty-two thousand cases of stress related incidences caused by forced usage of phrases featuring a certain word beginning with the letter F.
All that for a two-game winning streak.
Daniel Mengden (1-5, 5.52) vs. Martin Perez (7-7 , 4.37)
Game time: 7:05 pm