Travel advice


As a handy guide to Rangers fans, the helpful staff at RR3 has compiled a list of Ten Things You Don’t Want To Travel With.

For your convenience, it is reprinted below:

TEN THINGS YOU DO NOT WANT TO TRAVEL WITH:

  1. A screaming baby.

2. A puppy.

3. Your ex.

4. A stomach ache.

5. Broken luggage.

6. A fugitive hitchhiker.

7. A loud talker.

8. A bomb in your carry-on bag.

9. Anyone who has just eaten at Taco Bell.

10. Dane Dunning, who, in two seasons with the Rangers, is 0-11 with a 6.25 ERA on the road. 

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