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Here is a particularly sarcastic post I made after a particularly bad patch of games the Rangers went through in July when they lost so many games so often and so early that they really didn’t need a closer. Or a third base coach for that matter.

One week until pitchers and catchers.



The Rangers have used a lot of players this season. Fifty-two in fact, by my count. (Fifty one, if you don’t count Moreland as a player.) Their roster has gone through more men than a Kardashian Saturday night.

Last night they used a player from their twenty-five-man roster I had never heard of.

His name is Joakim Soria. He is what is called a “closer.” His job is to come in and “close out” a game that the team has a chance to win.

A closer. How quaint.