Monthly Archives: September 2017


It could be worse. 271 comments

It can always be worse. The Seattle Mariners are in just about the exact same position for a wild card spot as the Rangers. Meaning, somewhere in the middle of impossible and forget it. But while the Rangers have made the playoffs in two of the past four years, imagine […]


Four Ls. 168 comments

My mom told me if you can’t say anything good about something, don’t say anything. ***** TODAY’S GAME: Cole Hamels (10-3. 4.05) vs. Parker Bridwell (7-2, 3.94) Game time: 8:07 The Rangers have never faced Bridwell. How the Angels hit against Hamels.    


Past due. 288 comments

  Andrew Cashner has been one of the few pleasant surprises for the Rangers in 2017. Coming off a horrible season, with an ERA over 5.00 and a WHIP over 1.50, Jon Daniels tossed more money at Cashner than he could have ever thought possible. Drunken sailor on shore leave […]


Odor eater. 250 comments

  Jeff Banister has made a lot of curious moves in his nearly three years at the helm of the Texas Rangers. Most of them have centered around his struggles at handing a bullpen. He rode Shawn Tolleson so hard for five games in a row to close out the […]


Nature calls. 186 comments

The 2017 Rangers season, as told by a dung beetle. (Click on image to play video.) ***** TODAY’S GAME: Mike Leake (9-12, 4.10) vs. Martin Perez (12-10, 4.81) Game time: 7:05 How the Mariners hit against Perez. How the Rangers hit against Leake      


Hey, nineteen. 189 comments

  Nineteen games left. It’s always bittersweet when a season winds down, like shuttering a summer home for the winter. Or like what is happening to more and more concession stands in the Ballpark lately. They aren’t even bothering to open them. Apathy reigns. But the way the last two […]