CERTIFICATE OF DEATH
This is to acknowledge the death of the 2017 Texas Rangers
on the: 20th day of July, 2017
Time of death: 9:19 pm
Location: Baltimore, Maryland
Cause of death: Terminal sucking
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TODAY’S GAME:
Yu Darvish (6-8, 3.45) vs. Alex Cobb 8-6, 3.59)
Game time: 6:10
How the Rangers hit against Cobb.
How the Rays hit against Darvish.