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Moreland, Corporan, Chirinos Choo, Moreland.


It’s  a pretty simple formula:

1) Have your top two hitters go a combined 5-for-9.

2) Hit four home runs.

3) Get a great effort from your starter.

4) Get four shut out innings from your bullpen.

5) Make one of the most unlikely double plays ever.

6) Above all else, don’t let Leonys Martin take a single at bat in a situation that matters.

That is how you win 8-1. 8-6.

7) Oh, and face a starting pitcher that wouldn’t even be good enough to pitch in your own bullpen.