Toast. 235 comments

Different kinds of toast:

French toast
Wheat toast
White toast
Garlic toast
Potato toast
Pizza cheese toast
Bruschetta toast
Mexican pizza toast
Cheese toast
Banana split toast
Masala toast
Rye toast
Sugar toast
Apple butter toast
Cinnamon toast
And, after seeing him pitch last season to a 5.95 ERA while giving up a league high twenty-nine home runs, and give up three earned runs in three innings and two home runs yesterday to run his spring ERA to 5.14, Jeremy Guthrie is toast.