Two more weeks of this.

Two more weeks of practice games where closers enter the game in the third inning.

Two more weeks of practice games where guys who are still five years away from mattering are in games that don’t matter.

Two more weeks of practice games where we are wondering who will make that twenty-fifth spot on the roster, or what is known as the Adam Rosales Memorial Slot.

Two more weeks of practice games until we all flock to the Ballpark in Arlington for the forty-fifth year of baseball in Dallas-Fort Worth.

Two more weeks of practice games until one of those glorious seasons when baseball in Texas will be relevant in more than one city.

Two more weeks of practice games.

I am setting my alarm for April 4. Wake me up if anything happens.