Yearly Archives: 2024


An extra-inning loss.

With the Rangers season on the line, they put the ball in the hands of Gerson Garabito. He’s a career nine-year minor leaguer who has appeared in 163 games and had one save, picked up in 2021 in Triple-A Sacramento. After taking the ball in the bottom of the tenth, […]


Not good enough.

This is how a bad team works. The Rangers offense has been missing all year. They finally break out, scoring seven runs against the New York Yankees. But the Yankees scored eight runs because the Rangers have had the worst pitching ERA since the All-Star break. Human decency prevents us […]


Yankees count on losing.

Thank you, Yankees manager Aaron Boone, for being able to count. Thank you for counting to ninety. Thank you for taking out a surefire Hall-of-Fame pitcher and perennial Cy Young candidate when he was dominating because he hit ninety pitches. Thank you for giving the Rangers a chance to salvage […]


Gone so fast.

At one point, Jonathan Hernandez was the Rangers closer of the future. He signed with the Rangers in 2013 as an international free agent out of the Dominican Republic, even though he was born in Memphis, Tennessee. The son of former major league pitcher Fernando Hernandez, the righty made his […]


Cause for hope.

While this Rangers season is over except for the forty-seven more games they have left to play, there is cause for optimism. If you look on the internet, a lot of Rangers fans are still holding onto the delusion that this team can make the playoffs. That’s comforting. It’s one-hundred […]


No no-no.

The Rangers weren’t no-hit. The White Sox won a game. The baseball gods of futility were trumped last night. In Arlington, Framber Valdez had a perfect game going with one out in the sixth when a throwing error by Astros third baseman Alex Bregman ruined that, allowing Robbie Grossman to […]


Josh-off homer.

If nothing else, the Rangers are making the Astros season as miserable as their own. Houston has won the AL West six of the last seven years (the only other team to win it in that time is, surprisingly, Oakland) and been to the Championship Series seven straight times. This […]


Three with Houston.

You know how in every horror movie, the monster appears to be dead but somehow, impossibly, it isn’t and it comes back for one last fight before finally being killed off for good? Well, the monster in this scenario is the Texas Rangers. They have been slayed. Their 2024 season […]


Rangers lineup wakes up.

The Rangers got offensive support from the most unlikely sources last night: from the Rangers lineup. Down 3-0 in the bottom of the fourth, after having given up two runs in the top of the inning, it appeared to be another game where the Rangers hibernating offense was going to […]


The end.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the untimely but unavoidable end of the 2024 Rangers baseball season. The demise started with the loss of three games against the Colorado Rockies in Denver in early, and metastasized into losing eleven out of thirteen games, dropping the Rangers to […]