Texas Rangers


Rangers need a plunger.

Maybe voodoo is the answer. They’ve tried extra batting practice. They’ve tried shuffling the lineup. They tried sending guys down to the minor leagues.  No matter what the Rangers try, they cannot hit. They cannot score runs. They are not a good team and all the press conferences and wishes […]


Crim shot.

Finally, Blaine Crim is getting his shot. He’s twenty-eight. He’s been toiling away in the Rangers system for six seasons, ever since they drafted him in the nineteenth round of the 2019 draft.  Some guys are victims of the stigma of being drafted in a late round, just like others […]


Rangers dreadful offense returns.

After taking the night off Tuesday to allow their substitute team to score 15 runs, the Rangers offense returned to inaction on Wednesday. The results were expected. One run scored. Eleven runners left on base. Sixth straight games without a home run. General Manager Chris Young said his patience is […]


What a night.

The tension was palpable. The stakes couldn’t be higher. Not only the game but the young Rangers season was on the line.  As Dane Dunning entered the ninth inning of yesterday’s game, he was trying to lock down his first save in his career. He was only recently called up, […]


From worse to worse.

The Rangers are the only team where Joey Gallo would be an upgrade. The Rangers are the only team that doesn’t need a scoreboard operator. The Rangers are the only team where the Mendoza Line is a badge of honor. The Rangers are the only team that should bat only […]


Futility.

Watching the Rangers flail once again in futility, then lose the game on a Little League play, one thing has become apparent. This team will not hit this year. If they are going to win, they will need flawless pitching and flawless defense because the bats are not there. The […]


Unable to execute when it mattered.

The clearest glimpse of the 2025 Texas Rangers happened in the ninth inning of yesterday’s 3-2 loss to the Giants. One team was able to capitalize. One wasn’t.  In the Rangers top half of the ninth, with the scored tied 2-2, Marcus Semien led off with a single, then Jonah […]


Hitless wonders ride hot Eovaldi.

The Hitless Wonders won again. Nathan Eovaldi tossed another gem, this one was six scoreless innings with seven strikeouts and just three hits in what turned out to be a 2-0 win over the Giants. The hapless Rangers offense scored twice, which was just enough. Joc Pederson, the poster boy […]